Undermine your project through technology. Great unsuccess!
No matter what the end goal, demand your team use technology which is completely unfit for the task. Spending months of development and burning through a small mountain of resources is the unsuccess sign that things are "happening".
While we're at it, kick risk management out the door. Your niece advised you computers never fail and she should know because she's on tiktok all the time and knows things.
Our unsuccess recommendation
Wordpress is an unsecure blog software which is perfect for an unsuccess enterprise data platform. Every time, it works most of the time.